ISiS reinforcements have just shown up to a. Position that has been under seige for months. They begin to congratulate the lone survivor.
"Congratulations brother, you have won great honor for Allah by holding this position"
"Brothers I have done many dishonorable things to gain my victory. I have shamed myself In the sight of Allah. Many times the battle kept me from my daily prayer"
"Allah will forgive you in light of this victory"
"That is not all brothers. Without supplies I had thirst but no water and after 4 days without a drop to drink I had to drink the infidels beer which was left behind when we forced them out of the city."
"Allah will forgive you in light of this victory" they said
"I suffered from hunger as well and after two months with no food I was forced to eat my wife!" Said the lone survivor
"Oh" said the reinforcements "Allah May not forgive such a great sin as canibilism"
The survivor looked up with tears in his eyes "the worst part is she was my prize goat!!"
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