George W Bush is commemorating 9/11 by...
Having someone explain 'My Pet Goat' to him.
Goat Jokes
A meeting was being held in the bamboo forest one sunny day in China...
A goat was on his way to the meeting when a rot...
What’s the difference between a goat and a kid?
My neighbour isn’t unknowingly raising my goats.
What did the Muslim say to her husband?
Baaaaaaah (goat sounds)
Two terrorists in a bar
Two terrorists discussing in a bar. The waiter ...
Two hunters were walking through the woods...
Two hunters were walking through the woods, and...
You know you're Taliban if...
You refine heroin for a living, but you have a ...
One day during a ghost-hunters convention...
One day during an annual ghost-hunter conventio...
What’s the difference between a goat and a kid?
I stopped butchering goats.
Once, in an African village,
a native man walked up to a missionary with a l...
You know what really gets my goat?
El chupacabra
Turkey is going to be renamed.
The new name will be goat.
A guy and a goat walk in a bar
The bartender says "animals aren't allowed in h...
An elephant and a goat were sitting in a park.
Ah screw it. I've got nothing....
What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?
Can't keep milking a goat for 70 years
What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat?
You can't milk a goat for over 50 years
What do you get when you inject a goat with human DNA?
A ban from the petting zoo.
Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?
Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.
In 1839 an Arab man made the first condom
The condom was made of goat intestines. In 184...
Long long ago, so long ago..
In the mythical Mao-ri land amongst the many Ma...
Two guys are hiking through the woods...
And they come into a clearing with a huge hole ...
Muslims were the ones that invented the condom.
Muslim's were the ones that invented the condom...
Goats
Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus ...