Two hunters were walking through the woods, and they stumble upon a giant, seemingly bottomless hole.
Wanting to find out how deep it it, the hunters begin throwing rocks down it and listen for them to hit the ground. After a few attempts, with no sound ever coming from the hole, the hunters find a rusty anvil near the hole and threw that down. A few seconds later, a goat comes crashing past the hunters, sprinting straight into the hole. Confused at what they just saw, the hunters thought nothing of it and continued walking.
After a few minutes, the hunters are approached by a farmer who had recently lost his prized goat. The hunters told him about the goat they saw run into the large hole.
"That can't be my goat," the farmer said, "I had my goat tied to an anvil."
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