Two terrorists discussing in a bar. The waiter finds their behavior suspicious so he comes to their table and asks: "What are you talking about?"
Terrorist: "We are planning to kill five hundered people and a goat."
Waiter: "Why a goat?"
The first terrorist says to the other: "See? I told you nobody will care about five hundered people."
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