One day during an annual ghost-hunter convention held in Chicago, an older gentleman sat in the audience.
The spokesperson for the event proceeded to ask the audience several questions about their experiences with the paranormal.
He first asked," how many of you have seen a ghost?"
The old man and just about everyone in the audience raised their hands.
"Ok. Wow it looks like everyone has seen one," he says.
Surprised by this, he continues asking more questions.
"How many of you have ever *touched* a ghost?" He asked.
About half of the audience lowered their hands. But the old man continued to raise his hand.
Then he asks, "how many of you have ever *made love* to a ghost"
Everyone's hand is lowered all except the old gentleman in the back.
The spokesperson, being astonished that there was someone who had actually made love to a ghost, called to the gentleman in the back and asked him to come forward to the stage.
The gentleman got up and walked to the stage beside the spokesperson.
The spokesperson asked the gentleman "Sir, would you pleas tell us about your experience in making love to a ghost?"
The gentleman, looking quite confused, took hold of the microphone and said," Ghost?! I thought you said Goat!"
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