ON MODERNISM
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.
THOUGHTS ON METAPHYSICS
Deja Vu: The feeling that somehow, somewhere, you've been kicked in the head like this before.
ON DEEP THOUGHTS
A day without sunshine is like night.
ON PARADOX AND RETURN POLICIES
There is a CD out entitled "The Worst of Jefferson Airplane". If you buy this, take it home, play it, and enjoy it, should you take it back and demand a refund?
ON HIGHER EDUCATION
College is a fountain of knowledge... and the students are there to drink.
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