A man walks into a bar with his pet giraffe and orders drinks for both of them.
The barman raises his eyebrows, but serves them. All night, the man and the giraffe drink, but the giraffe is clearly the bigger lightweight of the two. Eventually, it passes out and falls to the floor drunk.
The man gets up and prepares to leave.The barman yells "Don't you leave that lying there!"
The man replies "It's not a lion. It's a giraffe."
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