The Magic Frog

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He
is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the
green.


He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears,
"Ribbit. 9 Iron." The man looks around and doesn't see anyone.
"Ribbit. 9 Iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the
frog wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom!
He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the
frog, "Wow that's amazing."


You must be a lucky frog, eh?" The frog replys "Ribbit. Lucky
frog."


The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole.
"What do you think frog?" The man asks.


"Ribbit. 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and Boom! Hole in
one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the
end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life
and asks the frog, "OK where to next?" The frog reply, "Ribbit.
Las Vegas."


They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The
frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette
table, the man asks, "What do you think I should bet?" The frog
replies, "Ribbit. $3000, black 6."


Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf
game, the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes
sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings and
buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says,
"Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this
money and I am forever grateful."


The frog replies, "Ribbit, Kiss Me." He figures why not, since
after all the frog did for him he deserves it. With a kiss, the
frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.


"And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room."