Amphibian American -- frog.
Aquatically-Challenged -- drowning.
Biologically-Challenged -- dead.
Caucasian Culturally-Disadvantaged -- white trash.
Certified Astrological Consultant -- crackpot.
Certified Crystal Therapist -- crackpot.
Certified Past-Life Regression Hypnotist -- crackpot.
Chronologically-Gifted -- old.
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