What happened to the frog that broke down?
It got toad away.
Frog Jokes
Where do you get frog's eggs?
The spawn shop.
What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand?
Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.
Kiss me
"A male engineering student was crossing a road...
What does a perverted frog say?
Rubbit.
The Frog
I was playing golf, and even though I am usuall...
What do you call a pile of frog dung?
Toad stools
A guy is 86 years old and loves to fish.
A guy is 86 years old and loves to fish. He was...
CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
CLASSIC VERSION: The ant works hard in the with...
A guy is 86 years old and loves to fish.
A guy is 86 years old and loves to fish. He was...
Q: What do you call a frog with seven legs?
Q: What do you call a frog with seven legs? A: ...
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, ...
Q: What happens when a frog parks illegally?
Q: What happens when a frog parks illegally? A:...
Nature Lesson A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3-year old daughter: Mother: What does the cow say?
Nature Lesson A mother was reading a book about...
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.
A man takes the day off work and decides to go ...
A frog named Kermit Jagger goes to a bank to get a loan.
A frog named Kermit Jagger goes to a bank to ge...
Q: What has more lives than a cat?
Q: What has more lives than a cat? A: A frog --...
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing.
A man takes the day off work and decides to go ...
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline an...
A family is driving in their car on a holiday.
A family is driving in their car on a holiday. ...
Q: What's a frog's favorite drink?
Q: What's a frog's favorite drink? A: Croaka Cola.
A frog named Kermit Jagger goes to a bank to get a loan.
A frog named Kermit Jagger goes to a bank to ge...
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline an...
What do you call a frog with seven legs?
What do you call a frog with seven legs? A seve...
A little girl says, Grandpa, can I sit on your lap?
A little girl says, Grandpa, can I sit on your ...