Strolls up to the desk and requests 3 books. The librarian thinking nothing of a talking chicken obliges and the chicken goes on its way.
The next day the chicken returns and asks for 5 more books. Bemused, the librarian agrees and the chicken goes on it's way once more.
An hour later the chicken returns and asks for 10 more! Finally the librarian bites and asks the chicken why it needs so many books, to which it replies:
"I'm loaning them for my friend the frog, but whenever I show him one all he does is pause and say '...reddit'"
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