to get a loan. He waits in line and when the teller calls him he walks up to do his thing.
"Hi, I'm Patty Black, what can I do for you today?" she asks.
He replies, "I'm here to get a loan."
"Well what do you have for collateral?"
"All I have is this antique bronze statuette that I keep on my mantel," he tells her.
She is unsure about what she can do since it seems like a pretty worthless trinket.
"Let me bring that statuette to my manager and see if we can't get you your loan Mr. Frog"
So Patty takes the bronze statuette to her bank manager and tells him the story. There's a frog trying to get a loan and all he has is a seemingly worthless statue.
After hearing her explain the situation the bank manager says without hesitation, "It's a knick-knack Patty Black, give the frog a loan!"
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