A chaste wife went to a pet store...

... to buy her husband a pet for their anniversary. All of the pedigree animals were too expensive and she began to pout, visibly. One of the store's tellers asked what was wrong and she explained her circumstances.

“Well... we have a specially trained frog for $24.99”, he said.

She examined the unimpressive creature and requested clarification, "$25 for a frog? How could it possibly be worth that?”

“The frog is quite unique." Said the teller. "It has been trained to give blowjobs!”

The woman was at first alarmed and then offended, but after some coaxing from the teller she began to see the merit in a pet with this talent. Her hope was that the creature would relieve her of one of her more immoral and unpleasant chores, and she bought the frog.

On the couple's anniversary, the wife gave her husband the frog and explained its purpose and talent. He was shocked and violently threw the frog into the trash. The rest of the evening did not improve his mood and eventually they went to sleep in separate rooms.

Long after midnight the woman was called to an alert state by loud noises coming from the kitchen. She got up and went to check against intruders. As she entered the kitchen she saw her husband vigorously pantomiming flipping an omelet with a frying pan. Oddly, the frog was on the counter watching attentively.

Perplexed, the woman asked, “What on earth are you doing, husband?”

His response: “As soon as the frog learns to cook, you're gone!”

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