So there's this frog named Gerry, he's a lawyer. He's reached a slow part in his busy day so he's perched on a log picking off a cloud of nearby
flies one by one.
Suddenly his secretary, named Janet, hops up to his log and says "Gerry, what are you doing? You've got an appointment with a prospective client in 10 minutes!"
Gerry, surprised and a bit ruffled, replies, "Wow, really? Time sure is fun when you're having flies!"
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