What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
Frog Jokes
I overheard an extremely perverted frog at the pond yesterday.
Kept saying "rubbit"
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit the frog
What does a frog do when it's sad?
Kermits suicide.
Little girl: "Grandma, make a noise like a frog." Grandma: "Why?"
Little girl: "Cause daddy says we'll make a lot...
Kermit the frog walks into a bank to request a loan.
Kermit the frog walks into a bank to request a ...
With age comes wisdom...
A 70 year old retired Military officer had one...
What is green and if you press a button its red?
A frog in a mixer.
"Fraud"
Our teacher put an ugly dried up amphibian spec...
What's green and furry and smells like pig?
Kermit the Frog's finger
A biologist is doing research on a frog.
He puts his research subject on his desk and sa...
The Frog & The Engineer
An engineer was taking a walk when a frog spoke...
A frog goes into a bank...
Only to *robbit*.
How did the frog die?
He kermitted suicide.
I'm sorry
A joke is like a frog...
When you dissect it, it dies.
Get it? Just like...
Lucky Frog
A man takes the day off work and decides to go ...
What do you get...
Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosau...
A man goes to visit a frog in the woods
The man knows the frog loves reading, so he bri...
What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?
"You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fucked-up Joke Frog.
"Fucked-up ...
What's green and red, and goes round and round?
A frog in a food blender.
In a restaurant: Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!!
In a restaurant:
Customer: Waiter, waiter! Ther...
Did you hear the story about the frog?
It was ribbeting.