What are the two shortest words in the dictionary?

German humour and English food.

A guest arrives at a restaurant and decides to order his meal. The waiter arrives promptly to take his order. The guest asks: “Do you have frog legs?” The waiter answers: “No, that’s just the way I walk!”

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