He goes up to the first available banker, Ms. Patty Hwak. He says, "I'm going on vacation in 2 weeks. I'd like a vacation loan of $50,000. Don't worry, I'll be able to repay. My father is Keith Richards." The banker knows nothing of this frog, and is prepared to deny his loan request. The frog says, "Please, the branch manager knows me. Let me speak to them."
She gets the manager, who immediately recognizes the frog. "It's a knick knack, Patty Hwak. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a rolling stone!"
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