The hamster show

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer
if he shows him something amazing. The bartender agrees, so the guys pull out a
hamster, which begins dancing and singing "Tuff Enough" by the Fabulous
Thunderbirds.


"That IS amazing!" says the bartender and gives the guy his free beer.


"If I show you something else amazing, will you give me another beer?" The
bartender agrees, so the guy pulls out a small piano and a hamster and a frog.
Now the hamster plays the piano while the frog dances and sings "You Isn�t Seen
Nothing Yet" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive.


The bartender, completely wowed, gives him another beer. A man in a suit,
who's been watching the entire time, offers to buy the frog for a princely sum,
which the man agrees to.


"Are you nuts?" asks the bartender. "You could've made a fortune off that
frog."


"Can you keep a secret?" asks the man. "The hamster's a ventriloquist."