A boy and a clock
Why did the boy throw his clock out the window...
Fly Jokes
There's a parrot on the plane
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised ...
Question and answer Christmas joke
Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter ?A: B...
What do you call
what do you call a fat man geting a hot girl?
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You Know You've Had Too Much New Year's Cheer When....
You see your underwear hanging from the chande...
JFK jr.
Why didn't JFK Jr take a shower before be left...
The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans
1. BadAir: When you just can't wait for the wo...
Aggie
Why does a Texas Aggie keep his fly open?
In ...
Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To smoke some...
Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some m...
The Pirate and the s
A pirate walked into a bar with a steering whe...
Bar Flies
A man walked into a shop and found the clerk s...
Confused Husband
A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a ...
Making New Friends
A young woman in a REALLY skimpy skirt is at t...
The train has failed
A large two engined train was crossing America...
20 Ways to Say "Your Fly Is Open"
20. The cucumber has left the salad.
19. I ca...
Fixing problems in the air force
''Squawks'' are problems noted by U.S. Air For...
Tell someone their fly is open....
are you afraid of heights? your fly is!
Engines
There were two blonds flying on an airplane, a...
Oklahoma
why do pigeons fly upside down in oklahoma??
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Warning Labels
The scary part is somebody must have done it b...
Aerial photos
A photographer for a national magazine was ass...
Mother in law
John looked up to see his mother-in-law walkin...
You Know You're Having a Bad Day When
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell...
Fly Away!
A woman was waiting in the checkout line at a ...