A woman was waiting in the checkout line at a shopping
center. Her arms were heavily laden with a mop and broom and
other cleaning supplies. By her actions and deep sighs, it was
obvious she was in a hurry and not happy about the slowness
of the line.
When the cashier called for a price check on a box of soap, the
woman remarked indignantly, "Well, I'll be lucky to get out of
here and home before Christmas!"
"Don't worry, ma'am," replied the clerk. "With that wind kicking
up out there and that brand new broom you have here, you'll be
home in no time."
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