The scary part is somebody must have done it before they wrote the label. . .Ray-O-Vac batteries: "WARNING: If swallowed or lodged in ear or nose, see doctor."Axius Sno-Off Automobile Windshield Cover: "WARNING: Never drive with the cover on your windshield."Batman, The Animated Series Armor Set Halloween Costume box: "WARNING: Cape does not enable wearer to fly."A TV: "WARNING: Do not pour liquids in your television."In a restroom: "Do not eat the urinal cakes."Silly Putty: "WARNING: Not for use as earplugs."Baby Carriage: "Step One: Remove baby."Hair Drier: "Do not use while sleeping."
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