Fly Jokes

Fly Jokes

Sports Is A Drag


Our [softball] team usually puts the other wom...

Mechanical Breakdown


A Infantry General was visiting troops in Euro...

Chinese sayings


"Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man who...

Which one?


Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math ...

Woman Catching a Fly Ball


If a woman has to choose between catching a fl...

Bar Flies


A man walked into a shop and found the clerk s...

High flying


A blonde is on board a small two seater plane ...

Operating System Airlines


If operating systems were airlines, what kind ...

Tight Skirt


In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a bea...

Useless Information Con`t....


*giraffs can clean their ears with their tongu...

Ways to tell someone their fly is open.


20. The cucumber has left the salad.
19. I ca...

U might be a redneck


u might be a redneck if u have ever compared t...

Flying Fruit


There are three guys on a plane, George Bush, ...

Yo mama's so poor


Yo mama's so poor she wears her McDonald's uni...

Pilot On Drugs


"Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs"


1...

Little Johnny


A teacher asks her class, ' If there are 5 bir...

Top 25 Classic Country Songs


25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm ...

Zipper Alert


A young woman in a REALLY skimpy skirt was at ...

Bart Simpson's Punishment


The opening credits of "The Simpsons" shows Ba...

Fly fillet


How do you filet a fly?


You unzip it and pul...

A little corporate humor


A little corporate humor
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Pigs


why do pigs fly because they have wings

Fly Away


What do you call a fly in a blonde's brain? A ...

Birdie Poem


Birdie, birdie in the sky
Dropped some white ...

Bridge to Hawaii


A man was walking along a California beach and...