Fly Jokes

Fly Jokes

The Soldier


Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She w...

Gotta Fly


During a transcontinental flight, a passenger ...

Actual Accident Summaries


The following are actual statements found on i...

Random Hilarity


If your mother is a washing machine and your f...

Fly in my soup


Patron: Waiter!


Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill,...

If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft...


Patron: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, ...

Jack and Jill (version 2)


Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some m...

Those pesky mini-skirts


In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a ...

fly


If a bird can fly, can a fly bird?

What Can Bill Gates Do With His Money?


At last count, Bill Gates had an estimated net...

Jack and Jill


Jack and Jill went over the hill to have a tal...

Bridge to Hawaii


A man was walking along a California beach and...

Flies


A woman walked into her kitchen to find her hu...

What's the difference between American


What's the difference between American pilots ...

Fly a kite


A father and his son were in the backyard tryi...

Bugs


What was the last thing going through the fly'...

You consider pork and beans


You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet fo...

There's a man named Ralph


There's a man named Ralph that goes into a bar...

ABOUT WITHES


Q:WHY O WITCHES FLY ON BROOMS?
A:BECAUSE VACU...

True Insurance Claims


True extracts from UK Insurance Claim forms; T...

He could fly


One night, an 87 year old woman came home from...

Cute doggie


one day there was a cute doggie who wished he ...

The boy & the clock


Why did the boy throw the clock out the window...

Proof you can build a better idiot!


The following are actual statements found in i...

10 Polite Ways to Say "Your Zipper is Down"


 
Top Ten List (David Letterman)


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