Bar Flies


A man walked into a shop and found the clerk stalking flies with a fly
swatter.


"Have you gotten any?" he asked.


The clerk replied, "Yeah. Three males and two females."


"How do you tell the difference?" the man asked curiously.


"Three were on a beer can and two were on the phone!"

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