What do you call a plane with no wings?
Fly Curious.
Fly Jokes
A Bird Got a Cool New Jacket. What did his friends say?
YOU LOOK SO FLY!
“Stewardess”
“Yes, Sir?”
“I want to complain about this air...
What happens when ducks fly upside down??
They quack up
One of my Dad's favourite jokes.
A man goes to a restaurant and orders the soup....
MIGRATING BIRDS
Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?
A: It...
Ducks....
When ducks are flying south for the winter they...
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
Why don't seagulls fly over bays?
because then they'd be called bagels!
There was a drunk walking down the street.
He walked up this cop and says, "Man, somebody ...
What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
The mosquito can fly, but the fly can't mosquito
So this blonde is at an airport...
So this blonde is at an airport and she needs a...
There's a drunk walking down the street...
...and he walks up to a policeman and says "som...
A teacher asks her students a math question.
"Class, there are three birds sitting on a wire...
How famous is Colin?
Colin was bragging to his friend, Laura, one da...
The other day me and my transgender mate Dave saw a bundle of mosquitoes eating several trout.....
Dave asked - "How did they get them ?"
I said ...
Little Johnny at School
The teacher asked the question "Who was the fi...
What's the difference between an ant and a bird?
A bird can fly.
How cute does someone have to be for sparks to fly?
Electro*cute*
The Golfer's Confession
A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me fat...
What can conspiracy theorists never explain?
They say that 9/11 was an inside job...
but pla...
What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?
Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...
What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?
Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...
Wanna hear a joke about blimps?
It'll never fly.
What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?
They ostrich-sized him