Two statisticians were traveling in an airplane from LA to New York.
About an hour into the flight, the pilot announ...
Fly Jokes
I looked up in the sky and a bird pooped in my eye
I'm sure glad cows can't fly.
Want To Mess With Someone? Mail Them Pickles
Step 1: You decide to anonymously mail a pickle...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he Neverlands. That joke never grows old!
My new wife is afraid of heights
We were going on our honeymoon and she says "I ...
Two Flies Are Sitting On a Piece of S#!t...
...the first fly farts.
The other gives him a...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
He Neverlands.
I really love this joke because...
3 bad dad jokes
I use these back to back to back all the time. ...
A man goes to the confess his latest sin...
"Forgive me father, for I have sinned" says the...
Baby mosquito with his father
It was a baby mosquito's first day to fly out f...
A kid tells his mom that she has been lying to him
Kid: mom you have been lying to me.
Mom: No son...
FLY WITHOUT WINGS
Q: What is a fly without wings?
A: A walk.
A Pirate walks into a bar...
Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel h...
An old man goes to sea world (a crankd87 original)
One day an old man walks into sea world all by ...
Someone offered to take me fly fishing, but I turned them down.
I like to keep it reel.
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems..
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math p...
The Vampire’s Wish-long
Boris took a break from polishing the dee...
Martha's Vineyard joke: why do seagulls fly to the dump
to beat the Portuguese
Today I saw an albino bluebottle...
Pretty white for a fly guy.
THE HURT BIRD AND THE S..T
THE HURT BIRD AND THE S..T
One day a man was ...
What do you call a fly in your soup?
Extra protein.
21st Century
I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last ...
What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
They both fly around Uranus wiping off Klingons