How do ducks fly high?
They use quack!
Fly Jokes
Knock knock,
Who's there?
Harper Lee (Author of "To kill a m...
Why can't the dutch fly?
Because they netherland.
Why did the eagle fly into the church?
It was a bird of pray
The efficient restaurant
A man decides to try a newly opened Italian Res...
Found some gems in my grandpa's old journal, thought r/jokes would appreciate them...
I'll try and transcribe them the way he writes ...
Older Jewish joke: safari bar mitzvah
Mr and Ms Rosenberg are trying to think of some...
One day Junior brings his Grandfather to school to share his stories as a Franco-American fighter pilot during WW2
His stories are wonderfully delightful and told...
One of the Funniest Jokes I've Heard
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was ...
My friend knows everyone...
Dave was bragging to his boss one day:
"You kno...
To entertain his court, the Emperor invites three renowned samurai to demonstrate their prowess with a sword.
The youngest of the samurai comes out on stage ...
Any one remembers 'The Game' ?
Now I'll fly away.
Bjerg is so fly
That he's søren
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
because if they flew over the bay, they'd be ba...
What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?
I don't know, I just fly the drone
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A couple decides to go on vacation.
A couple from London decides to go on a vacati...
I like the way you're thinking
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math p...
What is the difference between a terrorist training camp and a Pakistani elementary school?
I don't know, I just fly the drones.
What does star trek and toilet paper have in common?
They both fly around Uranus looking for Klingon...
Want to know how to make pigs fly?
You don't. Gullible idiot.
Why do ducks fly in a V formation?
This is because of aerodynamics. The duck in fr...
I told my waiter, "There's a fly in my soup!"
He said, "It's possible, the cook used to be a ...
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a bar...
...and each take a seat and order a beer. When ...