Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?
Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion
Flower Jokes
Life is like an apple.
You eat it.
A Bell of a Time
So, one time, I went to visit my grandparents i...
A mother of 3 children was at the park one day...
Her oldest child came up to her on the bench.
"...
What mom loves...
Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?
Mom: ...
A letter from home
Dear Bala
I am writing this letter slowly becau...
I tried to break into the Apple Store but...
...the backdoor was locked and they didn't have...
Why did they kill Harambe?
Why did they kill Harambe?
Coz Adam and Eve to...
What do the Titanic and The Toronto Maple Leafs have in common...
The last picture of the Titanic was in Black&Wh...
Deer Camp
Seven guys have been going to the same deer cam...
Southern man getting a Vasectomy, no not the cherry bomb joke.
A man from the southern US goes to the doctor t...
Why did the Apple fans have to start saving money?
Because they lost their Jobs
The EU fined Apple for its back taxes. Apple said "Jobs or taxes, you can't have both."
The EU said, "Jobs is already dead and buried, ...
Tech Joke: Changing a light bulb
A window user, a Linux user and an apple user a...
The 3 men
A king of a foreign land summons 3 men. He tell...
A women is being seen by 2 men
One is a doctor, and the other is an engineer. ...
What's small and got 7 dents in it?
Snow White's cherry
The blonde convention
All of the blondes in the world decided that th...
I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car.
But they're having trouble installing windows.
How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?
It's already run out of battery.
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem...
The mother gets up and says to the judge that s...
Dr's office called with lab tests.
I can't stress the importance of labeling thing...
A father and his 3 daughters.
A father is sitting in his den when his 3 daugh...
What color should I choose?
Well sir we have three options red, blue, and y...