Why can't you fart in an apple car?
It doesn't have windows.
Flower Jokes
Dad: Shame on you, Peter. Why did you hit your little sister?
Dad: Shame on you, Peter. Why did you hit your...
An apple a day keeps the doctors away!
With that logic a bullet a day should keep the ...
Unlikely Things to Hear on a Children's TV Show
When we come back from the break, see Sharpay a...
Pete Rose was asked if he thought he'd ever make it into the Baseball Hall of Fame.
"I wouldn't bet on it."
The Apple Car will never succeed.
It doesn't have windows.
"You take things too literally!"
'You take things too literally!" my friend Digb...
Why do Pokemons like to eat sunflower seeds?
Because they like to pick and chew
Have you heard of the new running shoes that Apple's producing for the soldiers in middle East?
They're calling it iRan.
Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?
Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors ...
Four friends decide to create a new tradition
They all have their birthdays the same week, so...
The Three Thieves
One day, the king summoned three thieves from p...
What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?
He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-E...
2 Jokes
Joke 1: A man is driving alongside a cliff lead...
How do you know if an apple is ripe
It is like a good marriage. You take the stalk ...
Ever seen an elephant hiding in a cherry tree?
No? Well, they must be hiding pretty good
Bill Gates farted in an apple store and stank up the whole place,
But it's their fault for not having windows.
Apple recently changed the gun emoji into a water pistol emoji...
Meanwhile Microsoft has just changed their toy ...
Casino Money
A man spent a weekend gambling in Las Vegas cas...