How did the serpent tempt Eve to eat the apple ?
By jacking off.
Flower Jokes
Stop it with the Apple Hate Jokes.
You're making the doctors come back again.
Apple Airpods
A $159 game of hide and seek.
Life is like an apple.
You eat it.
What did Samsung say to Apple?
You don't no jack!
There were two sisters, Mary Rose and Mary Fridge
Once Mary Rose asked: "Dad, why is my second na...
Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal?
Apple Jacks
Apple Released A Pack of Playing Cards that Only has 48 Cards
They removed all the Jacks
Next year Apple will remove the charging port...
If your charge runs out, you'll have to buy a n...
Before Apple releases ceramic Apple Watch......
Dentists would say: "Which type of dentures do ...
Apple ditches the headphone jack.
... and don't you come back no more, no more, n...
I wonder
What happens when doctor's wife eats an apple a...
What do you call a bond...?
*Note: This actually happened in my classroom j...
Apple's new fetish
They're jacking off all their new phones!
This...
What's the difference between smart phones and breakfast?
You can still have Apple Jacks for breakfast.
Did you know they're killing off a main character in my little pony?
There's no more apple jack.
Apple woke up their lead designer in the middle of the night
To ask him about ideas for the new iPhone.
The ...
Why did Rose not buy the iPhone 7
Cause it didn't have a Jack
I'm so done with Apple products!
Their phones can't do jack...
Apple is really not a racist company
Their new shiny iPhone comes only in jet black.
I once farted in an Apple store...
It's not my fault they don't have windows.
Worst part of today's Apple conference
They killed the headphone jack like they killed...
The frog
A frog is outgrowing his lily pad and decides t...