A window user, a Linux user and an apple user all need to change a lightbulb in their respective homes. They split up and the windows and apple user meet back up 5 minutes later
Windows User: Did you get it fixed?
Apple user: No, it can't be cganged so I need to find a new house; how about you?
Windows User: Yeah I changed it, but now the toilet won't flush.
After some time the two become worried because the Linux user hasn't come back yet. They go to his apartment and find him sitting in the middle of the floor with a set of instructions and a box of parts. The Windows user asks what he's doing to which he replies "what does it look like? This lightbulb isn't going to build itself"
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