Did you hear about the Alaska native that didn't like fish?
Yeah, he just wasn't inuit.
Fish Jokes
The Outhouse Mouse (NSFW)
Ole and Lena lived up north and still didn't ha...
Waiter Jokes.
Customer: Waiter there's a fly in my soup.
Wait...
Fishing not allowed.
Ok, so I remember one from my youth times, hope...
There's nothing worse than getting bullied in school...
Especially if you are a fish.
What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?
They don't have a pilots license.
So a blind man walks by a fish market...
And when he walks by the market he takes a deep...
Feed a fish to a man, and you have fed him for a day.
Feed a man to a fish, and you have appeased Dag...
Fisherman got jokes...
A little fish humor for everyone.
"Did you do ...
Why is the ocean blue?
Because all the fish in there goes "bloo bloo b...
Sell a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
Teach a man how to fish and you just lost a cus...
I'm on a seafood diet
If I see food and it's a fish I eat it
edit: /...
what's the difference between fish and meat?
yer not supposed to beat yer fish
-Red Fox
In regards to those who lost a loved one to the Air Asia flight disaster...
Don't worry there are plenty of fish in the sea...
Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?
Because he couldn't tuna piano!
^^^^I'll ^^^^sh...
A man joins a monastery...
A man joins a monastery and takes a vow of sile...
What did fish A say to fish B?
Wasabi?
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
a fisheyes
I have the attention span of a gold fish
It's been staring at me for several minutes now.
What did the sick fish say when he got sick?
"I've cod a cold."