Fish Jokes

Fish Jokes

At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest?

At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger ha...

There was an awful fight at the seafood restaurant.

There was an awful fight at the seafood restaur...

Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank !

Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fis...

When fish play football, who is the captain?

When fish play football, who is the captain? Th...

A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village.

A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An Ame...

A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, What would you like?

A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks, Wh...

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ? Within ...

Customer: This fish isn't as good as what I ordered here last month.

Customer: This fish isn't as good as what I ord...

Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup !

Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup ! Don't ...

Astro Fish

Q: Where are fish in orbit?
A: In trout-er space

Fishy Fitness

Q. Why are fish so good at watching their weigh...

After a fish shares his opinion

Let minnow what you think.

Fishy thoughts

Q: How do fish end their work emails?
A: Let mi...

Fishing For Whiskey

“Poor Old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentl...

Cat Appetites

They make cat food out of cow, fish, turkey, ch...

Coming Through!

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, ...

Fishing For Whiskey

“Poor Old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentl...

A Fishing Fiasco

My son Ryan was 2 years old when his daddy took...

Two Knee

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Two knee
Two knee wh...

Special Karaoke

At the restaurant, a sign read "Karaoke Tonight...

Fancy fish

Q: What do you call a classy fish?
A: Sofishtic...

Fishing

Teacher: Why can't freshwater fish live in salt...

Something's Fishy

While in the men's room at a beach park in Flor...