Fish Jokes

Fish Jokes

One day some fisherman caught tons of fish called tench...

One day some fisherman caught tons of fish call...

Give a man a fish

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; t...

I once saved a fish from drowning

I once saved a fish from drowning, it must have...

(Tell this to your professional friends or relatives) Your must be a fish...

because you've got lots of SCALES!!
YEEEEEEYAA...

Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

Two fish in a tank. One says to the other....

"You know how to drive this thing?"

50 SHADES OF...

Theatre owners have been piping in citrus scent...

Give a man a fish

He eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, he take...

A blind man walks into a Fifty Shades of Grey theater

takes a deep breath and says " MMM ... I guess ...

I like my women like I like my fish

Battered,chopped up, and stored in the freezer.

I was walking past a chemist when...

I got hit with a bottle of omega-3.

Its ok I o...

A Fish Tale

A Texas oil tycoon is in northern Canada for a...

In honor of The Challenger disaster: proof that I have no soul.

How do we know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?
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