Feed a man to a fish, and you have appeased Dagon. Y͍͇͞o̬̼̱̟̺͡ṳ̖̣ ̞̗͎h̦̳̤̯ͅa̡̫͉̹̱̖͚v̹͔̫͓̺͟e̫̫͔̟̱̮̺ ͖̰d̶͇o̱̣ṉ̝̲̯̣e̞̦̗ ͓͓͖͓̖w̴̺̙̟̟e̲l҉̦̗l̨̝̙̞.̼͜ ̠͖̖͈̦͢ w̦͖̩̺̝͟ę̙̞̰ ͕͕͘͡c̰͙͜r̦̮͇̦͙͔a̸̫̥w̬͖̥̰͖̩͟͢l̟͙͈̣̪ w̷̡͚̠̯̫͇̻͇̲̗̏ͩ͆̌͆͟ȩ̧͉̝͓̥̭͎̠̹͖̯̰̭ͥ̊̽͂͒̄ͥͮ̽̚͘ ̶̨̧̤̬̻̥̠̦̦͓̘̜̹͚̝͎͈ͩ̎̐̌ͣͦ̀r͐ͭ̽̈́̃̑̎͗̽̅̾̀̕͏͉͈̘̯̦̗͖̩̲̬̱̹i̸̧͚̥̝͕̺̮̪̬̖̭̥̝͕̩̍̄ͮ͐̐̐̉̎̓ͫ̑͌͒̐͝͞ŝ̮͈̩̹͙͖̙̠͕̬̝̜̙̱̞̝̐́̏ͧͨ̀̈̂̀͢͠ͅe̢͖̬̦̦̒ͣ̆̐̅
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