What do fish use to get high
Seaweed ;D
Fish Jokes
A fish is swimming down a river
when it hits its head on a big wall of stone an...
Vietnam
"The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steam...
A guy with bad luck goes fishing and catches a golden fish
This might work better at /r/dadjokes since my ...
These 3 Newfies are out fishing in the Atlantic....
...singing *row row row your boat* when a flyin...
Peter means "Rock"
(John 21:3-9)
Now some of the had gone down t...
What does the blind man say when he passes the fish market?
Good morning, ladies!
A blind man walked past the fish store.
He said "Hi, girls."
Cletus and Ricky make a bet.
Cletus was having an unlucky day fishing at the...
My girlfriend and I finally decided to try out role-play in the bedroom. I dressed up like Luke Skywalker
And she pretended to be a dead fish.
A penguin's car breaks down.
He takes it to a garage and the mechanic says, ...
"The FISH joke"
A lazy guy went fishing but forgot the worms. S...
I wrote some quick jokes on my company dinner's entree card, it wasn't very well received.
... so I'm going to share it with you guys to t...
There are two fish in a tank.
One says to the other, "How do you drive this t...
A blind man passes the fish market, what does he say?
"Good morning ladies".
Then he brings home a b...
fish and chips
I rang the wife last night after work to say I'...
I rang the wife last night after work to say I'd pick up fish and chips on the way home.
I was met with a stoney silence. Something tell...
Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me!
I only received super fish oil injuries, but st...
I phoned my wife earlier. "I'm just setting off from work, do you want me to pick up fish and chips on my way home?" It was met with a stony silence...
I think she still regrets letting me name the t...
People say that you should drink white wine with fish..
It's not correct. People shouldn't drink with f...
What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?
Sea-Weed.
I'll show myself the door.