It was this blind man right, it was this blind man right He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right, He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin' He stopped he took a deep breath he said

What fish only...

What fish only swims at night ? A starfish !

Two twins and a boat

Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old dilapidated boat and kept...

Catch some fish...

One man appointed a salesman in his retail store. His sales went up 4 times,...

Deposit

Where do fish keep their life savings? At the river bank!

What has got 8...

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

What was the name...

What was the name of Tom Sawyer's fish? Huckleberry Fin!

Why are fire...

Because they have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight...

What do you get...

What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand ? Birdsthigh...

Back in Soviet...

Back in Soviet Russia, a man walks into a shop and asks, "You wouldn't happen...

The Afghani and...

What's the difference between an Afghani woman and a catfish? One has...