Fish Jokes
Animal jokes for kids
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2 fish are in a tank
The one asks, "how do you shoot this?"
My best joke...
There was a guy who worked for an aquarium call...
How do you capture a polar bear?
Cut a big fishing hole in the ice. Wait for the...
New Tattoo
GF got a new sea shell tattoo on her crotch
G...
Thank you Facebook, I can now farm without going outside, cook without being in my kitchen, feed fish I don't have & waste an entire day without having a life.
Thank you Facebook, I can now farm without goin...
What's the difference between a Piano and a Fish?
You can tune a piano but you can't Tuna Fish!
The good salesman
A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida ...
When it comes to cooking herb-crusted fish...
...there's a thyme and a plaice.
The oldest joke in the world: "How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?"
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only...
The distance this fish swam...
Is a SCALER not a vector.
When I draw a fish I always....
... Draw it to scale
Two Fish
there was two fish in a tank and one of the fis...
A Couple Went on a Cruise...
A couple had been dating for a while, and the m...
What do you call it when fish stop having babies?
Minnow-pause
What do you call a fish that's good at trading favors?
A squid pro quo.
Two rednecks decide to go on a fishing trip...
They rent a boat and find a nice spot in the la...
How do you get a goldfish's attention?
A U! Fish!
How do fish get high?
Seaweed.
How do fish party
Seaweed
What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the oth...