A couple had been dating for a while, and the man loved the woman very much. He decided he wanted to propose, so he purchased an expensive ring, booked a spectacular cruise, and told his girlfriend to meet him at the fanciest restaurant on the boat at seven.
He got there a bit early--around six o'clock--to prepare. The entrance to the restaurant was across from the railing of the boat, and he looked out into the sea and pondered this huge event. He took out the ring and looked at it. "Is this the person I want to marry?" he asked himself. "Do I want to spend the rest of my life with her? I love her, but... do I love her forever??" He began to get antsy. Just as he realized that he loved her more than he could bear, that nothing could keep them apart for the rest of their days, and that this was the time to propose, a big wave crashed along the side of the boat, knocking the ring into the ocean.
It was seven o'clock. Disappointed, but undeterred, he went into the restaurant to meet his beloved. He sat down with her, trying to determine the best way to pop the question. The waiter came around and offered the specials, which they took without thinking. He got a lovely steak, and she got fresh fish, caught from the side of the boat.
For what felt like an eternity, he worked up the courage and found the right time to propose. The food came out, and he began. She cut into the fish just as he asked her those fateful words... and guess what was inside the fish?
[The Dancing Cookie.](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/33v1ba/the_dancing_cookie/)
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