GF got a new sea shell tattoo on her crotch
Girl: Babe check out my new tattoo!
Boy: Oh yeah a sea shell that's pretty neat!
Girl: Put your ears on it you might hear the ocean
Boy : Ok
Girl : Can you hear it?
Boy : Sadly no.. but i smell the fish
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