My best joke...

There was a guy who worked for an aquarium called Foud. He was an expert at his job, infact whenever he gave a lecture on the oceans predators he used to say:

(hang on, need to get my delivery spot on here. *clears throat*.)

"Fish are friends, not *Foud*!"

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