My friend is concerned about his online dating luck...
I told him not to worry -- There are plenty of ...
Fish Jokes
A speeding driver was pulled over by a policeman.........
The driver asked, "Why was I pulled over when I...
Two fish are in a tank..
One turns to the other and asked "Do you know h...
Two fish are in a tank...
One of them says "hey, how do you drive this th...
Two fish are in a tank.
One fish asks the other fish "How do we drive t...
What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?
Pick up lines
I made a song...
in the tuna fish
3 bad dad jokes
I use these back to back to back all the time. ...
Swedish Fish
They aren't sweet, just sweet-ish.
Tuna walks into a sushi restaurant...
...says to the chef, "Hey, you killed my father...
How does a Buzzfeed writer catch fish?
Clickbait.
What kind of fish is the worst friend?
The Sel-Fish
After my wife left me, I was told there was a ton of other fish in the sea.
It made sense. Now I'm a ichthyophile.
What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?
WATER YOU DOING
Two men went ice fishing
And walked out into the middle of the large she...
Waiter, waiter, what’s wrong with this fish?
Waiter: Long time, no sea Sir.
So a blind man walks into a fish market...
When he gets in he stops takes a big ol wiff an...
Two fish are high on heroin playing basketball
"Oh man", says one fish.
The other fish replies...
Religious traditions
Back in the 1950's a Catholic neighbourhood was...
one big peice of fish and one small peice of fish.
There are two polite people having dinner toget...
What does a fish say when he hits concrete?
Dam!
A customer told me that joke, equipped wi...
What is the world's most religious fish?
The manta pray, at least until the morpray eel ...