Two rednecks decide to go on a fishing trip...

They rent a boat and find a nice spot in the lake. Hours go by and nothing, not a single bite. They go to another spot, same. Another spot, not a fish to be had. They go all over wondering if there are any fish at all. Ready to head in, they speed towards what they think is the dock, but they end up in a little cove.

Lo and behold, the fish are practically jumping into the boat. The lures barely touch the water before there is a bite. Eventually their coolers are packed so full of fish they have to call it a day. They return the boat and regale over their miraculous finding.

"That was amazing. But I have no clue how we got there. How are we going to find that spot again?"

"I've got that covered. I put an 'X' on the bottom of our boat."

"You idiot! How do you know we'll get the same boat again?"

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