What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh! Aaand I'm out
Fish Jokes
What do fish smoke?
Seewead
A priest, preacher, and a rabbi...
A priest, preacher, and a rabbi decided one day...
Two fish were in a tank.
One says, you man the main cannon, I'll drive.
A fish walks into a bar...
So a fish walks into a bar and- look I'm sorry,...
My dad called in and told this joke to win a corny joke contest in the 70's
What has two knees and swims in the ocean?
A T...
What did the fish skeleton say?
Long time, no sea.
Two fish are in a tank.
One looks to the other and asks, "Do you know h...
A man walks into a bar with an ostrich...
... and orders a shot.
"That'll be $2.40", sai...
A man called home to his wife and said...
...“Honey I have been asked to go fishing up i...
A man walks into a fishmonger with a fish under his arm...
And asks "do you do fishcakes?" The fishmonger ...
Want to know why fish tanks are stupid
They don't even have a military.
A lawyer and a catfish
What is the difference between a lawyer and a c...
Corny jokes!
Q: Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?
A: Be...
What did one fish say to another fish after Eve had her first bath?
Great, now we smell like woman.
Dating is a lot like fishing
Sure, there's plenty of fish in the sea. But un...
Why did the gold fish cross the road?
To go to /r/antijokes
What's a pirates favorite type of fish?
GAAAARRRRRRRR!!!
Edit: I beat ya guys to it. Ha
A collection of jokes I created when I was 11. Prepare for the wittiest jokes you will ever hear.
Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I've had an accident! ...
My friend recently broke up with his girlfriend...
I said "There's plenty of fish in the sea." and...
Where will you never find a hipster fish?
The mainstream
Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?
For the Halibut.
Give a man a fish..
C'mon..give it... bad doggy..
Two fish in a tank...
"Do you know how to drive this thing?