Story about a blue fish.
A boy was told to draw a blue fish for homework...
Fish Jokes
The Monk and the French Fries
A guy was driving down the road and his car s...
Looking for a girlfriend is a lot like fishing
There's a lot of fish in the sea but until you ...
Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?
So that they could make fish and chips.
Boudreaux’s Annual Check-Up
Boudreaux, an 80-year-old Louisiana Cajun, goes...
Finding a girlfriend is a lot like fishing...
There are plenty of fish in the sea, but it's j...
What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?
"Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"
Do you like fish sticks?
Who are you? Kanye West?
Why are fire trucks red?
Fire trucks have 12 wheels. There are 12 inches...
Did you hear about the fish addicted to worms?
He got hooked.
;; A Polish joke
(walks-into horse bar)
(ask-why (barten...
Two fish swim into a wall
One looks at the other and says *"Dam!"*
#oldb...
Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
Three blind lesbians walk into a fish market.
They get confused
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.
Why are fire trucks red?
“Because they have eight wheels and four people...
A monastery is in financial trouble, so it goes into the fish-and-chips business to raise money.
One night a customer knocks on its door. A monk...
What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?
It rises because the rest of the fishes are cry...
What do you get when you cross an 80s hair band with a fish?
BonChovy.
They had an incredible bass player. ...
A guy is caught by a ranger eating a Bald Eagle and is consequently put in jail for the crime.
On the day of his trial, the conversation went ...
A guy is caught by a ranger eating a Bald Eagle...
A guy is caught by a ranger eating a Bald Eagle...
What do you do with spoiled fish food?
Load it in the chum dumpster.