A guy was driving down the road and his car stalled out in front of a monastery. Two hours later, still under the hood, a monk comes out and invites him to lunch. "Thank you so much." he said.
They sat down to lunch of fish and chips. It was the best fish and chips he had ever eaten. "I would love to give the chef my compliments!" So the monk brings him to the kitchen and introduces him to the brothers who had prepared the meal.
The guy asks "Did you prepare the wonderful fish?"
The brother replies "No, I'm the chip monk."
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