Fire trucks have 12 wheels. There are 12 inches in a ruler.
Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. "Queen Elizabeth" was also the name of a ship.
Ships sail the sea. In the seas are fish, and fish have fins.
The Finns fought the Russians in the Winter War.
The Russians are sometimes called the Reds, and since fire trucks are always rushin they're red!
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