Why did Adele cross the street?
Fish and Chips
Fish Jokes
I was staring at a fish. Suddenly, it started laughing
...It was probably because of my aqueous humor
Give a man a fish...
...and feed him for one meal.
Teach a man to fi...
What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market?
Helllooooo ladies!
The Honeymoon
For several years during the summer I worked at...
If you give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
If you teach a man to fish, he can always eat.
...
Why do some fish live in saltwater?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
How do you catch a dyslexic fish?
Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!
A young couple on holiday was driving through the English countryside
A young couple on holiday was driving through t...
A new species of fish have evolved to have wrists
They're called metacarpals.
Moo moo moo moo moo
As a white man, I can sea some weird milk in a ...
What do you call a fish out of water?
Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.
Why did the hipster never catch a fish?
Because he didn't go in the mainstream
I never knew how smart Dolphins were...
They are so smart that after only a few weeks o...
Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?
Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of...
Teachers call me a fish
because I'm below C level
An American businessman . . .
. . . travels to Mexico on a company-paid trip...
I told a fish joke the other day...
It went swimmingly.
What do you call a stupid fish?
A dumb bass
I'll sea myself trout
Humuhumunukunukuapuaa
A joke from my 3 yo said just before Halloween....
Why did the fish cross the sea?
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the o...
Two fish are in a tank
One turns to the other and asks “How do you dri...
Fish and chips joke
I draw the line at having fish and chips for br...
Give a blonde a fish and she'll eat for a day. Teach a blonde to fish...
and you wasted a genie wish
Buy a man a fish, and feed him for a day, but teach a man to fish...
And he has to buy a fishing pole, tackle, fishi...