What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?
Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/...
Fish Jokes
Two fish swim into a concrete wall...
The one fish turns to the other and says,
"Dam."
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a feminist to fish and she will...
accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew h...
Did you hear about the crazy fight at the fish market?
I heard they found two fish battered
What do you get if you cross a fish with an ape?
A drowning ape or a fish gasping for air. (My f...
My girlfriend threw a bottle of Omega 3 capsules at me.
It's OK though, I only have super fish oil inju...
How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?
He yelled, "A u, fish!"
Q: What do you call a fish with three eyes?
A: Fiiish.
What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?
Net fish and krill
How did the shrimp eat all the fish food?
shellfishly
two fish in a tank. one says to the other...
**how do you drive this thing?**
Fish
I've got a great pet fish. I called him home.
...
Fish must really like poetry.
They like things that are deep.
Chris Christie's favorite bands...
1. Iron and Wine
2. The Lovin’ Spoonful
3. Blac...
This new fish cooking channel sounds kinda dirty.
Especially, the Filet Show.
A fish hits a wall ...
Dam wall!!
Do you know how to catch a polar bear????
Well.... You cut a hole in the ice, lay fish al...
why did Hitler eat a lot of fish sticks?
because he thought they were not seafood
My fish can breakdance.
But only for five seconds, and only once.
Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
One fish turns to the other and says, "DAM."
My boss wants to take me to lunch...
I ask him, "Where do you want to go? Are burger...