What do you get when you cross an 80s hair band with a fish?

BonChovy.

They had an incredible bass player. I don't remember the tuna their most popular song, but those guys got all the groupers. Went to one of their concerts back in the day. . .I didn't have a ticket (my friend had an extra, but he was too shellfish to let me have it), so I snook right in. Man, was I ever hooked. The place was a real dive, but there was something special about it. It's a bit hard to say what, but I sardinely had a blast. I'd gill to see them play again. I headbanged so hard that night, I fin I pulled a mussel.

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